Don’t like my stew?

Teresa Drum prepared a delicious casserole. Dennis Drum, 42, her husband, didn’t much like it though – it was burnt. Not only that; she had the temerity to drink the last beer.

So Teresa, 38, shot him and then called 911 and got the Pennsylvania cops round. Called them after, that is, taking a photo of the dead Dennis, texting it to a friend, and taking a shower.

The police found Dennis dead on the bed with a gun in his hand – Teresa claimed he had shot himself.

She cocked things up rather; the photo she texted showed a dead Dennis without a gun in his hand. Oh dear. Now she’s charged with murder. If you are going to kill someone and say it’s suicide, do a bit of planning ahead.