Christopher Grimes decided his workplace needed a bit of life injected into it so he decided to shag a fellow worker in the storeroom for coffins.

Unfortunately the pair were caught in flagrante delicto in the Hamilton & Marshall Funeral Directors – owned by the funeral company Dignity – in Newport on the Isle of Wight.

The 64 year-old has now been sacked from his post as funeral director for what the company called “an inappropriate sex act on our premises.” If only he’d performed an appropriate sex act…