I’m not dead

Gonzalo Montoya Jiménez was declared dead by three doctors when he was found unconscious in his Spanish prison cell. His body was bagged up and lugged to a mortuary – his family were told of his demise.

Yet as he was being laid out on the autopsy table he showed signs of life – fortunately noticed before the scalpel started its work. It’s thought he suffered an attack of catalepsy. He’s now alive and well and presumably back in the nick.