I might be a day or so out

Vijitha Rohana Wijemuni, a former sailor in Sri Lanka’s navy turned astrologist, has been arrested.

His crime was that he predicted the death on 27 January of Sri Lanka’s President, Maithripala Sirisena.

He has been charged with making false predictions and comments that could mislead people.

Qualifies him for any political job, really.

Picture source: Johannes van Loon