Extinction rebels

The news that scientists have succeeded in bringing some life back to the brains of dead pigs has shocked many, including some of the organisers of the climate change protest movement, Extinction Rebels.

“This puts a whole new perspective on our claim that the planet has only two weeks to live,” said Jam E. Dodger, 76. “If pigs can live after death, then they might be able to start making them fly soon,” he added. “Dead pigs with live brains – like wow, man, that’s just too much!”