Don’t dig that grave near here

It can be a very dangerous thing, grave-digging.

In Charsadda, Pakistan, some villagers were digging a grave for their Nazim – the chief official of the village – when another group asked them to stop because, they claimed, the land being dug was theirs.

Then the two groups, understandably irate, started shooting at each other.

The upshot was: three more funerals.