Can’t be arsed

Found something you don’t like? Start a petition. Then everyone can forget about it. Job done.

Someone allegedly named ‘Olga Cook’ has started a petition to ‘stop poisoning dogs in Ukraine on the streets’.

Apparently you can’t stroll a street in Kiev without stumbling over a pile of dead dogs or hoisting a husky aside. If only Ukrainians would poison their dogs indoors, all would be well.

The petition aims to gather 1,000 signatures. Last time I checked it had 25 – largely from the US.

Ukrainian dog crap is a real nuisance, 5,687 miles away.