Christopher Lee Takhvar, 43, has been arrested for killing and dismembering Robin Lee Upson, 63, whom he had known and been a friend of for 20 years.

Upson’s body – or rather bits of it – was found in the 1,742 square kilometre Ocala National Forest in Florida in June this year. Takhvar – a business partner of Upson’s – said he killed her in self-defence.

Which doesn’t explain why he cut her up and spread the bits around.