Any port in a storm

Domonique Cordero Smith was homeless in Georgia, USA and presumably fairly desperate when he broke into the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service funeral home in 2015. He was spotted by security cameras.

But his desperation broke decent levels when he then decided to have anal sex with a female corpse in the funeral home – on which he left DNA samples.

He’s now starting 15 years in prison for burglary and necrophilia. The prosector in his trial said after sentencing: “I think all of us would agree he’s got some issues.”